Gay Manager: Good morning _____, how are you today?
Gay Employee: It’s Friday, I’m in love.
Gay Manager: Oh REALLY?!?!
Gay Employee: Uhhhh. Not “in love”, just loving that it’s Friday.
Gay Manager: Well if we can put a man on the moon, we can get one on you.
Gay Employee: I don’t really have a problem getting them on me.
Gay Manager: Well then getting him off then.
Gay Employee: Ummm … I don’t have a problem getting them off either.